There is a girl that's been following me around.....She came in and sat down...and I could tell just by the way she was acting that she could possibly be waiting for someone...Well shortly Mr No Teeth Full of Tattoos is sitting there....I started the karaoke and every song that came on He had something loud to say....Like Boy this is a good song...or I really Like this song....and he's singing along.
I watched him walk over to another table...I thought is was to bum a lighter...No....
I headed back to the mens room during one of the songs and the bar owner jumps me and asked me if I know Mr No Teeth...I said nope never saw him before.....He proceeds to tell me that when he went over to that other table.....he asked them what was in their doggie leftover bag and proceeds to eat it..
Needless to say the owner shortly asked him to vacate the property...
The girl said that he followed her from some other dive bar....I asked her if she learned her lesson about talking to weirdos.....And I told her next time never tell them where you're really going.....tell them any place in the other direction.....What can you say to girls that are so desperate for love....
